10 Types of Girls You Will Meet As

Your first year at campus is going to see you meet many kinds of girl friends. Whereas it’s good to make friends, you should also be aware of what awaits you as a fresher, which kind of people and characters you will likely befriend in your freshman year. There are lots of personalities that are distinct to each of these types of girls, and if you know about them in advance, that’s a better deal for you. So what are the 10 types of girls you will meet as a Kenyan Fresher?

1.    The BlackOut Baby
Thought you’ve seen it all? Wait until you find this Blackout baby, the kind that blacks out at any random place once the Smirnoff and shisha gets to her head. During day, she will be superbly sober, but mix in anything with a connotation of a drink, and she’s gonna confuse the bathroom for her bedroom. As you hang out with the blackout baby, always make sure you don’t forget to take turns on who will carry her on your way back to the hostel. Blackout babies are common at stage residences, Hostel K and Hostel J.

2.    The Social Butterfly 
She finds no time making new friends, she hangs out with some of the coolest girl groups at campus and her hostel room is always buzzing with activity. If you want any gossip about anyone, this is the girl to ask for that gossip, she’s a walking media machine. She knows which dude has banged you, she knows when you had a one-night stand, simply make sure you don’t cross her lane on the wrong side. Common in D houses and Hostel L.

3.    The Twerking Queen
She’s got the dancing kitone that’s only unleashed at night. During the day, this girl is about as unassuming as you get. Once you’re out, she heads directly for the dance floor and can’t be moved until last call, which she resists. She’s a huge fan of the entertaiments because it allows her to stay in her element. She’s got skills that belong in a rap video, and her handstand bootypop is always a sight to behold. You had no idea someone so sweet could twerk like that. She’s the best person to dance on raised surfaces with — especially freshman year, before standards tries to bring her down. Most likely to find these queens at Hostel j.

4.    The Mother Hen aka Leader of The Pack
Your girl gang is going to have its leader, the mother hen. Usually ugly as hell but sometimes you need her to help cockblock off some annoying dudes while out. She will expect you to tell her about the new guy that’s trying to hit on you so she can decide whether you accept him, or whether she’s more interested in him. She’s always dictatorial and by final year, many will begin rebelling against her and stop taking orders on which parties to hit, which dress code the gang should go for.

5.    The Boyfriend Girl
Yes, one of your bffs is going to be the boyfriend girl. She will have a stable relationship with her boyfriend with all the drama. Even when you go out for a girls night out, she will be busy texting the boyfriend assuring him that she’s missing him. You will have to give her drinks to open her up when at a club, she doesn’t want to cheat on her boyfriend in any way. Until when her hearts gets broken and she goes for rebounds aka revenge sex.

6.    The Anita Fabiola
Once the boyfriend girl is on her own, she realizes it’s time to get wild, and morphs into a mix of Anita Fabiola and. She starts hooking up with a senior in the rowdiest frat, who makes sure everyone knows his knuckles are permanently scarred because he’s been pulling punches since he stepped on campus. Yes, his fraternity technically no longer exists because of that unfortunate brush with the police and the national news, but that doesn’t mean they don’t still throw the creepiest parties around. After going from the boyfriend girl to the cheated on girl, she transitions into the Pike bike. Eventually she gets tired of sleeping with anyone with the right letters, so she starts dating a boy remarkably similar to the one she came to campus with. These are the Hostel K kind of girls.

7.    The Anonymous One Night Stander
You will have the kind of girlfriend that keeps to your pack in the beginning hours of the night life, but once she downs two drinks or more, she will disappear from the group and go. She may go into the deejay’s deck and give him head, she may end up going out to another club with a random dude and always ends her night with a couple of one night stands, waking up to dudes whose name and numbers she’s not saved. She’s the girl in your group who will be taking those walks of shame in the morning back to hostel and will always have a weird story of why she went away on your pack. This is Annex campus, no doubt, and sometimes Eastern queens akina mwende* and Nairobian Queens.

8.    The Revenging Girl
This is the girl who didn’t have any fun while in high school, she was always locked up in a single sex school llike Quabz, Bingos, Buruburu. Even at home, her parents were the protective kind. Campus is her moment to create the memories that she missed out on. She’s ready to get wild at campus. Please take close protection of her, she will end up getting pregnant because she doesn’t even have a single idea about pills and condoms. So she may be the first girl in your pack that you escort to the abortion room.

9.    The Sera Ponde
This is the girl that’s living the life you hope to live after graduation. You’ve always dreamed of having what she has now. She’s extremely cool, her closet is always the nicest on the hostel block. The kind of dudes that date her drive Mercedez benzes. She will be that girl in your pack who sponsors the whole group to anything of their desires. She’s way too hip for the pack, in fact may end up becoming rare as the months go by as she begins hanging out with her celebrity friends.

10.    The Sister Rebecca Girl
This is the religious one in the group. She never misses any single Sunday service. She informs you about the cool Prime Time and Campus glory events happening everyday. She’s the kind who will snake on you at a Friday night so she can attend an overnight service at Campus Church. She’s always posting inspirational messages and photos even in the Whatsapp groups. The church grounds are her hunting spots for Mister right, she’s interested in dating Brother John, but Brother John is scared of telling her anything because she seems too holy for life. She only dances to Techno music and frowns at Jamaican riddims. Very very common around Moi environs.