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Wednesday, 16 September 2015

7 Types of Kenyan Campus Girls You Need To Avoid


I have had it all when it comes to dating campus girls. I dated a girl who broke up with me just because my hands rushed down fast to her pants on a rainy day. I had one who thought this was a marriage and wanted to introduce me to each of her relatives. I dated the older ones, and the younger ones, the chubby ones and the skinny ones. However despite one’s interests, experience has taught me that there are some 7 Types of campus girls you need to avoid. You should self-preserve your humble body from these types of campusers, just so you don’t fall in the same ditches as I did.
The Insecure Girl
Most ladies have insecurities- some are worried about the big asses, others about their ipad booties. Some have not tits, others have busty milk shakes. But when a girl lets her insecurities to dominate her relationship with you, then it’s going to be total hell. She will constantly ask for your opinion on everything. She will want you to keep assuring her of your love. She will become overly concerned about each statement you make. An insecure girl is just one you must avoid immediately. Even during sex, she will refrain from some sex positions. So unless you’re willing to let her track you via GPS, you ought to avoid dating an insecure girl.
The Material Girl
You know the girl who cares about money, the label on your shirt whether it is Njeri or not. She minds every restaurant you take her to, she’s obsessed about the smartphone you are holding. She wants to know the car you are driving and the things in your apartment. Run as fast as you can from the material girl. The moment she meets a higher bidder, she will dump you. Material girls don’t love who you are, they love what you have.
The Dependent Girl
You know those girls who are used to their daddies, so she begins dating you and now she wants to turn you into her father. She can’t make any decision without consulting you. She will even consult you before she poops. Unless you enjoy making every decision for another person, these are not your kind of girls. When coming go visit you, she will even ask which route to use, which dress to wear, every blonde question will be asked.
The Control Freak Girl
I don’t know about you, but I would rather die single now than date a control freak again. This is a girl that has been poisoned with the feminism ideology. She wants to make all your decisions, she wants to determine the people you talk to, she wants to decide the places you should hang out at. She basically wears the pants in the relationship. Unless you are planning on dating a dominant in bed, control freak girls are another time bomb.
The Party Girl

Let me clarify, I enjoy partying. I enjoy fun and wild girls. I enjoy the twerking and the dubs from these girls but these are not girls to be dated. The moment you try to promote them from party girl to relationship girl, you are finished. Do you want to date a girl that wants to go out every night? Do you want to date a girl that’s wasted and shouting even on a Monday morning? Don’t lose your sanity dating this kind.
The Angry Girl, The Whiner
The last time I dated this kind of girl, I ended up sending her out in the rain because I was sick and tired of her complaints. For this angry girl, everything sucks. Her hostel room sucks, her roomie sucks, there is something about your deodorant that she hates. And once you date her, she will keep telling her friends that you suck. There is nothing you can do or say that can make her happy, so don’t even bother trying. Just leave her alone in her misery lest you get dragged in.
Odds are you are going to bump into one or more of these campus girls. It’s okay to have sex with them or even keep them as friends but please never think of dating them. I am speaking with hindsight of a senior campuser. Don’t fall in the same ditches as I did. You may not be lucky to come out safe.

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