Why Kenyan Campusers Are Saying NO To Condom.

condoms are the least sexy thing to have ever been invented.

“You know what, we only live once, I don’t care what, but I am not doing condoms anymore,” says Lynnah Kyt a student in Hostel J studying at Moi University. Like many others, Lynnah represents the ever increasing Kenyan campusers who are saying no to condoms. Why? Because, well, condoms are the least sexy thing to have ever been invented.

Nelliezier at UoN perfectly agrees. “It’s risky going live, but men, skin to skin is comparable to nothing in this world, it’s real heaven especially when he’s hitting that spot. Once in a while I really just say, come what may, I want him to do me live today.”
Raw-dogging as it’s known has become one of the coolest trends at most Kenyan campuses. The dudes and ladies alike secretly desire it, soon, they know condoms are becoming the fakest thing to have on their long johnnies, it’s better to die in the battle but die proud.
So now that Kenyan campusers are saying no to condoms, what are they exactly doing? CAMPUS VIBE254 survey shows that there are many crazes they’ve come up with. And these include;

1.    Perfecting the Pull-Out Game
This has been used to play the same role condoms play in preventing pregnancies. “My pull-out game is at 9/10, it feels perfect when you just pull it out right on time and splash it all-over her face,” says Ken a KU Comrade. On top of the pull-out game, more Kenyan campusers are doing pills, whether morning after sex-pills or other pills to prevent pregnancy.
2.    Students Are Stalking Up PrEP doses

They have their friends at Medical school who help them get some PEP doses just in case things go wrong. Post Exposure Prophylaxis is the trend at Kenyan campuses. It’s easy to get PEP, they can just go to a clinic and claim they were raped thus need PrEP to save the situation.
3.    HIV Home Test Kits

CAMPUS VIBE254 has also learned that Kenyan campusers have invested in HIV test kits so they are carrying out HIV tests right inside their hostel rooms with potential sex partners. “Yes, I always test him before I let him to raw-dog me, once we’ve all tested negative, we all engage in the best of sex without worries of infecting each other.” MMUST comrade, Angelicah says.
4.    Circumcision
Almost every campuser is getting circumcised. Life has become hard for those male students who’ve insisted on having their foreskins. Girls are denying them sex. Since circumcision reduces the risk of HIV infection, girls are giving priority to those guys without the foreskin.
5.    Taking the Risk
Other Kenyan campusers are not even caring about all the above. They just take the risk regardless. Apparently, some of them have scheduled a day during the month when they reward themselves with live sex.
More and more campusers are saying to hell with condoms. The girls are utilizing their safe days and are having sex within that period where a pregnancy is impossible. Instead of wasting time with one partner struggling to roll on the condom, the campusers have decided to save the environment by saying no to plastics and rubber. At this rate, the HIV vaccine better be invented as soon as possible.

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