How To Know When A Campus Babe Wants To Show You her Kitone

Every campus guy has been asking us at Campus Vibe254 “how do I know when she’s ready for the D?” Well, there are a million ways to kill a rat, but there are also a few sure ways to kill that rat. This is how to know when your campus babe wants you to hit it and she’s hyper ready to show you her kitone.

Campus baes will text you the following when they want you to hit it?

1. You’re so lost, where are you?
When she begins with the line of ‘you’re so lost’, she’s literally asking you to invite her over or to ask to get to her place. Don’t even second-think, no girl puts lost and where in the same statement unless she’s ready for you.

2. Have you eaten? Then you reply NO and she asks that you can join her.
This is a line that was copied from Moi, K.U and UoN Universities. Since the girls from these universities are wife-material, they know that the other way to a man’s heart is through his stomach. So, she will ask you to come over for supper and next thing you know, you will be enjoying her kitone.

3. I am sick, so you can go over and pay her a visit
Do we even have to explain this? No sick person ever calls. So, if she says she’s sick, she’s literally daring you to go over and prove that you are a real man. Don’t act surprised when you reach her hostel only to find that her roomie is away and she’s half-dressed. It’s your moment bro, go hit it as hard as you can.