What If These Kenyan Universities Were Premier League Clubs?

If FOOTBALL were to be an academic institution in Kenya then:

1. Arsenal is Maseno- where the students work hard through out the year but fail to succeed.

2. Manchester City is KU-where the students purchase all the expensive items and live large but are never interested in their primary assignment.

3. Liverpool is MMU-where the students are very much proud of the academic achievements of their grand fathers.

4. Manchester Utd is Egerton- where students don’t perform well in class except their final exams and achieve good results.

5. Chelsea is MKU- where students fail and put the blame on their VC after which, the government will intervene to find a new VC for the school (sorry University) every year.

6. Real Madrid is UoN- where students think they perform best and keep beefing the best students of other universities.

7.Finally, Barcelona is Moi University – where students work hard, perform well in class and achieve the best results in the whole country.